Sunday 17 May 2009

Life on the Detox train ChOo CHOoooo



Pining for cupcakes at the market
Smoked Duck-Comte-Iced latte-Brioche-Cheese in general-cupcakes-strawberry milkshakes-coffee in general.. Oh and did I mention cheese??
These are just a few of the yummy treats I had on my 'cravings' list. Created after the fabulous Mr Yorkeston, who is coming to stay in a week, offered to help me work through the list to make up for the month gone by. That's what friends are for right?! He could also be trying to sabotage me by ruining all my good work.. hehe
Cravings aside - the detox (schmeetox) went really well! Near the end I was actually beginning to feel like I'll actually miss it... I have loads more energy, my skin is clearer, I don't yawn every 30 minutes and even my hair feels healthier.. (Maybe due to a new conditioner - but I'll praise the detox for now!)
It was definitely an interesting couple of weeks. I pretty much avoided the general public and eating out. Didn't even step into a pub :) But to be honest, I have really enjoyed discovering new foods, types of cooking and recipes. Particularly Quinoa- a rice type grain that expands to five times its original size and is super tasty.
Don't get me wrong there were temptations.. Work was the hardest - surrounded by all the delicious goodness (smoked duck!!) was tough at times. But its just meant I had to be very organised, taking carrots and all sorts of healthy snacks as well. Certain colleagues weren't very supportive at first, placing brioche all over the shop just to tempt me (bastards!) but caught on once they realised I was serious about it. One even did a detox of his own ( but will still have a few glasses of wine and a massive slice of Beaufort... go figure!)
The neighbouring coffee shops were very nice, bringing me a cup of peppermint tea and a lettuce leaf every day at midday! I realised that they do banana soy smoothies 9 days before finishing!
Part of the detox is doing cold showers and having mineral baths and massages. Pretty nice to have an excuse to get a massage, and take a time out in the bath! Cold showers took me a few days to get used too, allergic reactions didn't help! Also been doing exercise everyday which has been great fun. Getting to know the local area - its actually really beautiful. We have a great park about ten minutes away, which you can get to by running down the canal or through the other park.
I have also discovered this very beautiful but eery cemetery just behind my place. Its a bit harry potter/thriller and very well maintained. There are some tombstones that are over two hundred years old. Its very cool! Only problem is that I am terrified of Zombies (I joke you not) and get a little spooked when running early in the mornings. I even take my phone just in case, although I'm not sure that 'The Bill' would respond to a zombie attack..
The scary zombies on my morning runs
I've also been going for walks and discovering Green Park, Hyde Park and Kensington Estate. Its been great fun and they are all reasonably close to work, Brilliant! Plus the weather has been superb - three words I never thought you would here me say (or in this case type) - Beautiful Sunny London!
My commitment was tested a few times throughout the detox. Firstly with the (untimely) arrival of Brendan and Ben, also known as Brenno and Lango. Two unsightly characters I met Prague last year. They were army boys, on mission in Afghanistan, enjoying their only days off, gallivanting through Europe. I met them through Nick and we all spent the week pissing up, drinking 4 litre cocktails and watching State of Origin! So it goes without saying that I really wanted to have a good night out with them but couldn't BOOOO! They stayed at mine or a few days which was nice. But I felt bad I couldn't meet them out for a drink!
   Andy and I at the markets
Then I had a Sunday off and caught up with my lovely lady friend Andy, someone I also met in Prague (love that place). She was on a mission to introduce me to the local markets, and that we did. I bought some awesome funky earrings and a particularly cool shirt (Andy and I actually got the same shirt and have to co-operate to make sure we don't wear the same shirt by accident!). All in all it was a great day, it was very hard not to eat all the incredible yummy foods the market has to offer, I found some stuff in the end, but had to scoot past the cupcake stalls very very quickly!! PAIN

Kaytlyne & I at the folk fair
On the last week of the detox I had Kaytlyne and two of her friends to stay for the weekend. It was really great to see the girls again! It had been 6 months since I had seen Kaytlyne :(
I took the Sunday off work and we went to the Tate modern where there was a children's folk fair on. It was so nice to hang out in the sun, have a picnic and catch up with friends. Fern and Anthony were there for little Alfie and we watched him have a little sing along and have a really fun time. That kid is going to grow up to be a big cheese fan I promise you that! 
 Speaking of cheese.. I went (with the view of participating) to the Gloucester cheese Rolling carnival! It was during the detox but luckily there was actually not any cheese to be eaten there... It was possibly one of the funniest days of my life! I brought my afore mentioned friend Andy, her housemate Anthony and his bestie, Andrew. As soon as I arrived at the train station I knew we were in for a great day! The whole event is held atop Coopers Hill in Gloucester.  A man in a full body white jumpsuit stands at the top of the hill and throws a wheel of Gloucester cheese down the hill. 15 or so contestants then chase down after it. Most of them lose step about 5 steps down and no-one reaches the bottom unscathed! I was actually planning on entering but the walk up the hill killed me, and then watching the first race definitely cemented my decision not to enter!! It was hilarious fun, watching borat, a naked guy (with a g-string on), spiderman and a guy with a horse mask crash tackle and smack their way down the hill! Maybe next year I'll have the nerve to enter. And six weeks accrued annual leave to I can take time to heal my broken limbs!
The A team - Angie Anthony Andrew and Andy
Regardless I managed to commit to the detox and feel much better for it now! I have stuck to alot of the same foods and have decided to pretty much delete dairy from my diet (except for the odd cheese and coffee obviously). The first thing I had coming off the detox was banana on wholemeal bread! But then I got to work and had some SMOKED duck... MMMmmmm
All in all it was good fun, very interesting and well worth doing. Any one interested in doing it, the Book is 'Detox yourself' by Jane Skrivner!


   Coffee post detox
Over and Out


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